Jokes of the Day: Be Real!

DEJI grew up in Ogun state. He went to law school in London. After his studies he decided to come back to Ogun, because he could be a big man in Ogun and oppress the people. So he opened his new law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up to his office and decided to make a big impression. As the man came to the door, he pretended to be on the landline phone and told the man to take a seat.

DEJI said while on the phone: “No. Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I am not traveling all the way to that end to settle the case for less than a million bucks”.

“Yes! The Appeal Court has agreed to hear the case next week. l will be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.”

 “Okay. Alright… Give the State Prosecutor my regards.”

And…….DEJI smiled…. The visitor sat patiently as he DEJI gave out instructions on the phone.

Finally, DEJI put down the telephone and said: “I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m a very busy man. What can I do for you?”

The man said: I am from NITEL and I’ve come to connect your land phone because it is not working Sir.”

So many DEJIs like that in our society.

Let’s stay real!

Let’s stay safe!

NOTE: This joke was created by an anonymous writer

Published By: Admin

CARL UMEGBORO is a legal practitioner (Barrister & Solicitor of the Supreme Court of Nigeria) and human rights activist. He is an associate of The Chartered Institute of Arbitrators (United Kingdom). He is a prolific writer, social policy and public affairs analyst. Prior to his call to Bar as a lawyer, he had been a veteran journalist and columnist, and has over 250 published articles in various leading national newspapers to his credit. Barrister Umegboro, a litigation counsel is also a regular guest-analyst at many TV and radio programme on crucial national issues. He can be reached through: (+234) 08023184542, (+234) 08173184542 OR Email: umegborocarl@gmail.com

1 thought on “Jokes of the Day: Be Real!

  1. J J. Orukpe says:

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